Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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