But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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