this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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