ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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