She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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