Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
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I need you to use more vowels.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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