it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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