why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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