I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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