woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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