That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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