i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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