I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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