quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
