seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ladies don't puke and tell
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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