No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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