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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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