Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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