butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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