ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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