Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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