Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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