i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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