Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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