I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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