Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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