and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just high enough for therapy.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
