Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
The ass gains better be worth it
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