We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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