dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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