Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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