yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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