oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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