I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
You pole danced in your parka.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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