So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
