Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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