just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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