I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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