5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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