some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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