You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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