Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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