I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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