69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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