3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Say something about gay babies.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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