What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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