I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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