summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I look better un-naked...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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