Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Cover your peen. We're going out.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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