Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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