make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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