we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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