Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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