Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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