so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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