i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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