She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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