He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
i think i have two assholes
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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