Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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