I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
this hospital has no fireball
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
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