And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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