My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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