Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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