its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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