I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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