At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Randomize
