"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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