you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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